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    August 20

    利害

          老尤昨天问我,最早的记忆是几岁.问得很认真,也很严重,关乎智商的高下.于是我焦虑起来,万分努力地思想,企图搜刮出一些依稀的碎片.
          "我是一点都不记得了!"
          幸而老尤接着说.甚至诸如被床边的钩子刺穿嘴唇那样厉害的事故,他都丝毫没有印象.只剩稍大一些以后,量体温时,把肛门表生生弄断的经历.
          听了他的话,让我快乐得再也无法焦虑.
          "哈哈哈...喔!...你太利害了!"
           我惊讶地赞叹道:
          "你那个才叫....'钢门'!...."

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    猫子 wrote:
    老尤家里滴工具都可以省了咧
    Aug. 28
    Picture of Anonymous
    饭团 wrote:
    老尤太厉害鸟~下次表演个开啤酒瓶盖~
    Aug. 20

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